Ebony and Ivory

A very large black man wearing a black leather jacket with a Bluetooth headset on walks up to my father in Ikea.

Mom: Why Daddy take so long! Go tell him hurry up! Ikea too hot!
Me: Who is Dad talking to? Is everything okay?
Mom: Oh yeaaaaaah. That Daddy best friend! [whispers] They go strip bar together.

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