Never let your kids stray away from the medical field.* Take them to the doctor as much as possible but don’t follow any of the doctor’s instructions on health, nutrition or prescription medication protocol. Ming Pao Daily News is your real doctor but because healthcare is free in Canada, take advantage of it like you take advantage of in-store coupon displays.
*Actual image of what your parents see when you talk to them. When you’re asking for money, when you’re asking if you can go out with friends, when you’re asking when dinner is, this is what they see. Females will have to consult with another blog as I’m sure they just see through you to the toaster or the television.